Jokes

How do you tell a boy tuna from a girl tuna?
  • See which can they go in.

    • What do you call a fish with one eye?
  • A fssssh.

    • What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
  • DAM.

    • Two fish are in a tank and one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
    Last modified: Fri Jul 09 13:55:14 Central Daylight Time 2004