Notice To All Spammers
*Please Note: Spammers are the scum of the earth. If you are a spammer, and plan on sending unsolicited commercial email (spam) to an email address listed on this page or any page linked to from this page (on this site), note that the Federal CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 provides for up to $250 penalty per violation (per message). In other words, if I was a lawyer (which I'm glad I'm not) I'd love to try to make some money off of you lousy spammers!
Views or ideas, if there are any expressed here, should not be construed to be endorsed by Kansas State University, or for that matter, I may not even endorse them, who knows.
Warning: Do not feed to small children. May cause cancer in Dodo birds. Not approved for use in air traffic control applications, applications involving helium balloons, or other safety-critical endeavors.